put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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