did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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