Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
