the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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