I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Shame - the story of my life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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