ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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