make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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