uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Someone shit on the floor
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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