Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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