Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your cock deserves a montage
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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