grandma shit on top of the toilet
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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