I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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