I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I skipped work to stalk him.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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