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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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