we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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