i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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