But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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