it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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