I am puke
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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