Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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