Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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