There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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