i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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