i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Oh god it's open bar.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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