no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
