Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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