There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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