Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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