You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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