Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Green mimosas i think yes
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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