I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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