She said her name was "party"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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