What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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