Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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