This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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