oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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