Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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