I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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