Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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