epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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