If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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