ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Welp...herpes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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