I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
even my farts smell like vagina
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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