He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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