"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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