yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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