And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
