I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I know her cup size but not her name....
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