Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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