I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So vagazzling was a success
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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