butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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