Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Fuck appropriateness.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
