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i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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