Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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