I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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