Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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