So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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