It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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